Pre-April Fools Day Swag

ThinkGeek has some funny April Fools’ Day’s gadgets posted at their site. The best one being "The Screened Sphorb," the picture of which never loads. A sampling of the product description reads: "The Screened Sphorb, now using resolution transistors to create an array of functional sub-screens, features embedded motion scripting and is easier to use than the typical shift serve found in any local computer mart. With the Screened Sphorb, you can mod elementals AND screen drive in twice the time using only half of the optional memory pods, while the other half waits to achieve a normalized state." 

I realized that probably is like what normal people hear when geeks talk about computer stuff to them!