IE7 Features?

I love the back page of Netwok Magazine. It always makes me laugh. From the April 14, 2005 issue:
The Top 11 Requested Features that won’t make it into IE 7:

My favorite were:

#10 “Import all virus and security flaws from prior IE version” button now located in File menu

#9 IE7 launches in offline mode by default. Switching to online mode closes IE7 and launches Firefox browser

#8 Counter in the status bar revealing the total number of IE flaws found that day

#6 Load Page Faster button located beside the Stop and Refresh buttons

#4 Would Be tab–where a given feature would be if you could find it