C’mon, I know I’ve complained about getting old, but this is ridiculous!
I got this in the mail today. Seriously, I’m only 28…what’s going on here?!

Hmm…so…should I join? I would start getting some good discounts…
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Maybe you can use this to buy Senior Citizen movie tickets! I’m soooo jealous!
What the hell! Go for it. Maybe you can also start collecting social security.
Don’t feel bad - I used to get mail from the AARP when I was a teenager! I think it had to do with all the needlework catalogs I used to get at the time. They probably thought the odds were in their favor on that one.